Tuesday, September 17

Reasons Why I Love Being Home While My Roommates Are Working

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-I can sit in the living room with no pants on and play Candy Crush
-I can sit in the living room with no pants on and play Pet Rescue when I'm out of Candy Crush lives
-I can drink multiple dirty martinis without judgement (it's 5 o'clock somewhere...)
-I can blare (and drunkenly sing along to) Neil Diamond
-Am I tipsy?
-I like listening to Christmas music all year long